Streetwear. Wednesday, June 4, 2008Monday, June 2, 2008American Apparel is boringWe get the concept:sweatshop free, good wages, hipsters, Ceo likes a blowjob or two from his employees-we get it. The clothes are still a straight up yawnfest, even for basics. So we have discovered-duh duh duh daaaa-Sophomore. Williamsburg hipsters at their finest. Cory Kennedy and Bijou Phillips are hot but so are Jen Brill (who, as a plus, looooves to show her boobies) and so is wade oates! Maybe...unsure of which model he actually is....
Tuesday, May 27, 2008Thursday, May 8, 2008Monster Decay aimterview!!!We are stoked and you should be too! This is an aimterviewTM (dont even bother stealing that term, we're in the very expensive process of getting in patented ;-) with 22 year old artist, graffiti specialist, unofficial customizer of toys released by Kid Robot (they look so cool we thought Kid Robot asked him to paint them! Attn Kid Robot: you should.), fashion designer and just generally a guy with a host of talents-Monster Decay!! ![]() wetandshiny: just so you know this we do a blog on wetshiny.com just about pop culture crap and a lot about Rhode Island. So this will be on the blog and the myspace page. Youre an artist out of Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Can u give a more accurate description of what you do? 1:45 PM monster decay:(not his real sn) not really much to describe other than create monsters,zombies, and other funky shit wetandshiny: You make the collectible toys right? We also saw you made some t shirt and hoodies a few years ago are u still doing that? monster decay: yup, slowly getting back into painting the collectible toys, and as for hoodies and shirts, im actually working on a series of designs now that im going to be printing on my spare time, im hoping i can release a new shirt design each month wetandshiny: that hoodie u made for your brother is rad, with the zip up face, more of those and you'll be money. You have some stuff up in Milk and Cookies you wont sell (I know bc I wanted to buy one) how come? 1:55 PM monster decay: mainly because those were the last paintings ive done in a few months, im slowly getting back in painting again after taking a break but they will be up for sale soon through my site wetandshiny: By your style and the fact that u dont show your face we'll assume youve done a bit of graffiti. Do you still and do you do it in RI? monster decay: yea, i used to do it, and i hardly do now unless ive got the urge to, or when some of the homies are goin out, but now that ive been trying to hustle my art and everything else, im trying to get away from the illegal activities, as i dont need to pay fines,fuck that! and as for where it was done, id rather not say wetandshiny: I never really see much graf in RI, tho I dont go looking for it anymore. Youre GF, Chik does some cool art herself. Any future collaboration plans with her? monster decay: yea the graf is there, just gotta look, as for Chik, yea shes been known to do some cool stuff, but she doesnt think shes good, which is ridiculous,and for collaborations we've done quite few and there should be even more popping up soon as we've got some cool ideas in the works 2:15 PM wetandshiny: yeah her stuff rivals yours hahaha. We saw a funny prom picture of you guys that was defaced by you, fantastic! So when is your site, monsterdecay.com going to be up, running and selling your stuff? monster decay: haha, yea that picture was fun to make, my site is up and running, i just havent changed the front page yet, as for selling stuff, that will soon happen once i get some more goodies to make available wetandshiny: cool. just a couple more questions. I just bought a neckface shirt at the gallery. In a popthirteen interview in '07 you said you'd win him in a fight-do you still think so? monster decay: yea, ive been meaning to buy that shirt, but slack hard, and as for the fight, monster all the way 2:25 PM wetandshiny: yeah its a sick shirt. The baby and the devil in tightie whities is ridic. So as far as mac and cheese goes: kraft, velveeta or annies? monster decay: i dont eat mac and cheese wetandshiny: best possible answer. home depot or loews? monster decay: home depot wetandshiny: thats all i got. have u ever done an aim interview before? Im trying patent it. I prefer it to face to face or phone 2:30 PM monster decay: nah, only done it over email where they email me with questions, and i did one on video which was weird wetandshiny: video could be the worst but funny. so this will be on the site in the nest few days. Thanks so much and well be watching your site and trying to buy that stuff we couldnt buy! see ya! monster decay: haha word, yea if theres any piece youd like just message me and im sure we can work something, out and ill keep and eye out for the interview,and have a good one ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- see his work: MySpAcE WeBsItE Labels: interview, monster decay Wednesday, May 7, 2008Shorty wants a thug, bottles in the club..We're back from a hiatus in Puerto Rico. Sweet 7lb, 6oz baby Jesus, did we have fun! More to come... We missed you so much it makes us feel desperate. Yeow<3 ![]() coast of El Malecon, Island of Vieques, Puerto Rico Labels: Puerto Rico Tuesday, April 29, 2008Theyre finally here!The New Robyn and Santogold full lengths are available now! Robyns the new Santogold whos the new M.I.A. whos the new Justin Timberlake. Eff a 'Don't Cha'. Ladies, the new anthem is 'Bum like You'-"Ive never met a sweeter liar". True. Shits off the meatrack. Downloading initiated! Labels: music NYPD, FDNY & other upsides of watching a woman dieSo we here at wet and shiny took an impromptu trip to New Yorks lower east side this weekend. We learned a multitude of things there, as we usually do when taking a trip to the everything capital of the world. Please, take some pleasure in learning lessons without having to actually learn them yourself! Lesson 9: Uniqlo ads are dope. Needless to say, so is the wear. Lesson 8: Some New Yorkers, some who make subs, dont know what a sub is. Its a hoagie, not a sub. Did that make any sense at all? Lesson 7: If youre a hipster, like hip looking things, like waiting a really long time for an elevator, or want to meet valets who cant drive a standard, stay at this hotel: HOTEL ON RIVINGTON Lesson 6: We like Riesling but are put off by German food. Especially if its written in German. We cant read German. Thanks Lorelie, also on Rivington. Lesson 5: Sitting next to Stuff White Folks Like (that got sold to Target!?!?) and cute, drunk Asian girls who bump into tables and yell 'FUCK' reeealll loud in a restaurant is funny. Frog dumplings, fried pigeon and turtle soup is not. Lesson 4: No joke Suckers 4 wrestlers 4 eva.(Sean Sherk, Matt Hughes, cmon, u know), You throw in good hair and a better swagger and we're cooked. Ugh. Swinging junk in the window optional. Lesson 3: (this lesson intentionally left blank) Lesson 2: Our NYC friends like us enough to meet for lunch on a Monday but wont go out on Monday night for fear of the dirty college gods. AND THE # 1, MOST VALUABLE LESSON LEARNED FROM WALKING THE STREETS OF NYC: Lesson 1: Look before crossing the street!!! Some poor woman in Chinatown got mowed down by an 18 wheeler on Bowery Street, WHILE WE WATCHED. ![]() ![]() sweet Mrs. Chung is behind 2nd orange cone from the left. And the man who hit her? Directing traffic... ![]() ![]() Noone knows anything about her but we'll call her Mrs. Chung. In the following WNBC news story they say that she was killed but her condition was unknown. What?! A tad conflicting but we know. We'll miss you Mrs. Chung<3>News Here. Labels: NYC manhatten Saturday, April 26, 2008Our boys' fighting again!After taking some time off to write the worst book ever, Matt Hughes is now going to London to fight again. After getting brutally beaten by Georges St. Pierre, hes now fighting some tool bag named Thiego "Pitbull" Alves from Florida. Florida? They dont bail hay 8 hours a day then go train in Florida like they do in sweet Hillsboro, Illinois. Poor Juniors got no chance. Now no loves been lost between us and Matt Hughes since finding out from a good Naga champion friend of ours that hes a married, supposed Christian man who recently railed his best friends wife during the taping of the Ultimate Fighter season 6. He also wrote a book which contains proof of hes a total jerk-marrying the girl he used to babysit and saying things such as "I could tell that she still had a tight little body" makes us want to start going to Muay Thai again and perfecting our clinched knee strikes for assholes like him. That being said a 7 year old should have proof read it before it was published, since it was written by a dude who obviously gets hit in the head for a living. Anyway hes hot and we forgive him. And his equally hot twin brother...cowboys...we got the sweats. Watch it June 7th! ![]() Labels: idiots, matt hughes, ufc Friday, April 25, 2008Favorite blog of the weekso the 'of the week' part of that statement could be misleading, so sue us. This is a mag coming soon with an accompanying blog. Its really something our dreams are made of...sighs... So admittedly looking at The Grunge Cake Crises makes our mac shimmy itself right off the table because of the constant media overload but it also talks about Providence a lot. Some of our favorite things are in Providence, like us, for example. Some of our least favorite things are in Providence too but those are things to save for the counseling session with Tammy the therapist the 2nd and 3rd week of every month. The have a myspace- HERE Thursday, April 24, 2008Just in case your frontal lobe is defunctthe best song/video ever. Santogold-"L.E.S. Artistes" Its under produced, which we're not usually fans of (production, production, production) but we're suckers for decent use of color and cheese.Plus it was playing in Forever 21 the other day, we like to sing along while picking out cheap summer dresses and even cheaper gold doorknockers. Fly ass eyegearForget the Prada and your D&G. And especially your goddamn ugly ass Ray Bans (damn u Kirsten), these are poppin. Rolling with Electric Sunglasses the 'Mayday' (named after that fierce bitch Grace Jones' character in James Bonds 'A View to a Kill') in the tortoise flava. Get your playa game tight with these joints. ![]() ![]() Labels: fashion, sunglasses Taking the 'whaletail' to a whole 'nother level
Brazilians are know for things like hair removal innovations, steakhouses and Wednesday, April 23, 2008We know we're a season behindbut can we talk about how much we sweat The Tudors? I mean we'd obviously do the the King (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers), Ann Boleyn (Natalie Dormer) and Charles Brandon (Henry Cavill) but we'd consider seriously doing Sir Thomas Moore (Jeremy Northam). Nothing sexier than a priest who burns heathens. *swoons* ![]() Labels: tv Tuesday, April 22, 2008wet and shiny bloggers attempt at also being a Missbehave mag bloggerwe love Missbehave magazine. We want to be Missbehave magazine bloggers so we were psyched to learn they are currently accepting submissions for some lucky folks to talk shit on their website. This is one of our staffers entry: Im the kind of girl who, after seeing something on tv, has to have it. Be it a Wendys cheeseburger, spatula with an fm radio or a gremlin (the mischievous animal from the 80's, not the car from 70's), I need it like a drug. So its not totally and completely surprising that I saw Kraft Bagel-fuls bagel bites and wanted those toasty, tender little morsels in my needy little palm, post haste. Listen, I dont even like bagels-cream cheese is ok if you pile strawberry jelly on top and scoop it directly into your mouth (can we keep that part to ourselves?) but the bagel is just too bagel-y. But I wanted them just the same, until I read the ad: Different Look, Great Taste Heated in the toaster or microwave, Bagel-fuls have the warm, golden crust and soft texture of a real bagel wrapped around creamy Philadelphia cream cheese.... Hold up. Real bagel. If its not a real bagel than what the hell is it. uh uh girl, you go 'head cause I ain't touching no bagel replica with these full luscious lips...its all you. - (by the way I signed up for a subscription and havent gotten it yet. Stop frontin trying to make me pay newstand price and shhh hahaha) If you want in go here: Missbehave Labels: jobs, missbehave Stunna Shades Necklacelook we havent gotten around to purchasing our clutch pair of Ray Bans yet and we might never (thankfully in 2018 when we're wearing crocs because its nostaglic and trendy, it will spare us looking back at embarrassing photos of when the nineties were back in, again.) but we will get the Stunna shades necklace (the name alone gets us a little wet, honestly).
Saturday, April 12, 2008Thursday, April 10, 2008cash moneyI dont know if this is true or not but we def roll with the U.S. counting style. wha whaaaat... How People Count Cash? - video powered by Metacafe Labels: cash money Tuesday, April 8, 2008wet and shiny #6
![]() oh Russell & Bromley, we love your wet and shiny 'Hoopla' Labels: handbag, Russell and Bromley, wet and shiny wet and shiny #5
![]() Longchamp Rodeo Rival. Also comes in orange and green. We're not usually a fan of Longchamp but this new collection is boss. They are shinier than this picture looks and super easy to wipe the Riesling off we always spill. ![]() Tho not wet or shiny the Le Pliage Bd collection is tight, coming in shades of white, rosee and aqua. Theres funny people doing shit on them too. Well not doing shit but theyre doing stuff...you know...things.. Labels: handbags, longchamp, wet and shiny Wednesday, April 2, 2008Tuesday, April 1, 2008IF you care what others are listening toand we do. oh how we love using you at the office and putting you on our MySpAcE and Facebook accounts. We Currently have the Michael Cera and Ellen Page song on rotation. Stellar! Project Playlist Monday, March 31, 2008Wet and Shiny #3 and #4Kim Kardashians dress and Ritchie Rich's lipstick. We'd rather put lipstick on the cowboy half of Heatherette..no offense Ritchie ![]() we heart the superficial<3 Labels: celebrities, dress, wet and shiny new BjorkWanderlust video (we keep spelling that name wrong fyi, over and over again). Anyway shes weird, we like it and its everything you'd expect. Beautiful really. Besides that Brian drummer guy from that two person noise band from where we live plays drums on some of her new songs. Props to Providence. Tuesday, March 25, 2008shoplifting addictions are the new drug use
A shopping trip has put Winona Ryder in the news again.
The 36-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Hollywood store with make-up on her that she hadn't paid for, according to a US report. Actress Winona made headlines six years ago, when at the peak of her career she was convicted of shoplifting £3,000 worth of clothing from a Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. Now in a new incident, according to America's National Enquirer magazine, the Girl Interrupted star recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases. Seriously her and that Bai Ling chick need to knock it off- Maybelline Intense XXL mascara has gone up $2 bucks in a year. Were not happy about that. I know the economys bad bitches, but really. Labels: celebrities, makeup, stealing why do rich people wear crocs?
![]() They're like the cheapest (do I have to mention the tackiest) shoes EVER. It's like standard for rich people to bro down in them-why!?! thanks missbehave for this and the last 3 or so posts. We're like solid stalkers of your magazine. Labels: antifashion, celebrities, footwear Monday, March 24, 2008FINE-look ma no head, then
This and other photo shopping f*@k ups only your computer illiterate grandmother can't appreciate here: We photoshopped your life right out of the picture! Wednesday, March 19, 2008Wet and Shiny #1We lust after objects that are either wet and shiny or preferably both. Heres the motherload: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Labels: designer, handbags, wetandshiny |
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